Because I Love You
Spoiled!!

Spoiled!!

Friend: go ask
Me: no you go ask
Friend: no you
Me: fine can i have ketchup
Elementary School: Here's a basic understanding of history and how the world works.
High School: Actually, that's not quite right. Everything is actually a whole lot more complicated than that.
College: EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRRROOONNNNGGGG
History Channel: Aliens.
death-by-lulz:

smokeporch:
Girls Only, jk kinda!

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death-by-lulz:

smokeporch:

Girls Only, jk kinda!

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

nutrientnatalie:

fuckyeahdementia:

paranormal cativity

help

Mom french kisses son to pass drugs in jail?!?!
Mom Strips during an elementary school assembly!!
Man Beats Girlfriend With SHAKEWEIGHT???

“A man in Indiana received four years behind bars and two years on probation for beating his girlfriend with a Shake Weight workout device in 2011, WLFI reported”

8oo:

let-me-ship-this:

8oo:

this is probably the only sex gif i will every reblog, because for some reason i feel like it’s more than just sex. i don’t know if it’s how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough. he’s actually looking at her like a person and not just a sex object.      
but then again, it could be all in my head. i mean, this is how i would want it to be. but that’s just me

are you fucking kidding me this is a gif of a cat in a night vision camera that looks like it’s fucking possessed and is after your soul what the fuck has it got to do with sex

i guess you’ve never had sex 

8oo:

let-me-ship-this:

8oo:

this is probably the only sex gif i will every reblog, because for some reason i feel like it’s more than just sex. i don’t know if it’s how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough. he’s actually looking at her like a person and not just a sex object.      

but then again, it could be all in my head. i mean, this is how i would want it to be. but that’s just me

are you fucking kidding me this is a gif of a cat in a night vision camera that looks like it’s fucking possessed and is after your soul what the fuck has it got to do with sex

i guess you’ve never had sex